God bless science.  Our health is in your hands and we are relying on your compassion for human life.  MEN JUST WANT TO LIVE!

Do your part to ensure the survival of mankind.  Take pity on us!  Wearing more tight sweaters, low-cut blouses, and other exposing types of clothing could provide someone years of beautiful, blessed life.  The next time you catch someone staring, please remember that the person you consider "gawking" could very well be moments from Earthly departure and merely trying to extend their time to help guide humanity to new heights.  Allow your "replusion" to be replaced instead with compassion and spend a moment in reflecting on your life-sustaining "gifts."  The extra moments you provide could become the inspiration to find the cure for disease, or prompt a solution that ends world hunger.  You wouldn't want to deprive the world of a moment of "genius," would you?